April 3, 2020  Last Update: November 12, 2019, 4:01 pm

“Staggeringly drunk” Cop gets Award for Catching DUI Drivers

Maybe it takes one to know one? This DUI enforcement cop was so good at spotting DUI drivers he cited over 100, and was invited to receive a MADD award. He drove himself there, and, well, can you guess the rest?

“Mr. Cocaine” Charged in Florida with Xanax Possession

The state? Florida. The charge? Illegal possession of Xanax. The defendant? Mr. Cocaine. Really.

Aren’t Doritos a Trigger Food?

The local Florida news was all over it: break in at treatment center, clogged toilet and…. Doritos!

Miami Vice, in New Jersey

Like something out of an episode of Miami Vice, Officer Ralph “the Milk Man” Mata has been booked on drug crime charges in New Jersey.

DWB: Driving With Burrito?

A man from Deltona, Florida was arrested Monday after falling asleep drunk at the wheel of his car–all while clutching his Taco Bell burrito.

Florida Family Finds LSD in Walmart Steak

One Florida family’s Walmart trip turned into an LSD trip. Tainted meat is suspected.

Face Biting Zombie Attack in Florida

Again out of Florida, a raging naked man attacks innocent bystanders, biting the face of one, before getting shot dead by police. Most witnesses think he was “high on something”.

Feds Buy Abrin on Black Market Reloaded, Bust Seller

The Feds are active underground, sleuthing around Internet black markets for bad guys. They busted a Florida man selling deadly poison Abrin, along with information on how it kills people.

Florida Woman Drunk-Drives Herself right into the Jail

Florida cops have it easy: driving at nearly 3 times the legal blood alcohol levels for DUI, this lady crashed her car into the local jail, where she was promptly arrested and… jailed.

Florida Man Gets 8 DUI Charges in One Day

Drugged-Driving is increasingly the cause of DUI charges. A Florida man received 8 separate DUI charges in one day, thought to be related to some form of drug, not alcohol.

Orlando Man Hides in Closed Wal-Mart, Gets the Good Vodka

Police reports show someone stole $5,000 worth of “Ultra Premium Vodka” from a Wal-Mart store in Orlando,Florida. We can’t tell if that was 5 bottles at Bottle Service pricing, 10 cases at retail, or a bad marketing stunt.

Accused Florida Pill Mill in Ft. Meyer Busted

Report of a Federal indictment against the owner of St. Jude’s Pharmacy in Cape Coral and his wife, related to illegal sale of controlled substances and money laundering issues.

What You May Have Missed June 20, 2013

From drugs in dirty diapers to Amanda Bynes’ bong toss, here’s a brief recap of what you might have missed on John’s Addiction since you were here last.

Walgreens to Pay $80 Million Oxycodone Settlement with DEA

Walgreens (South Florida) will pay the largest settlement in DEA history – $80 Million in civil penalties, to settle charges it had enabled a black market in prescription medications.

Spice Sales Protest in Largo, Florida

Billions have been spent over the last few years in the war on drugs, millions in Florida alone. How can anyone in Florida still feel safe enough to continue to sell banned substances from behind a store counter, to minors, even while protests are underway outside?