January 29, 2020  Last Update: November 12, 2019, 4:01 pm

2 Chainz arrested for Weed Grinder

Another day, another rapper stopped for a traffic violation, searched, and arrested for personal amount of marijuana and drug paraphernalia. This time it was “2 Chainz” Tauheed Epps, in Maryland.

“Octo-mom” Nadya Suleman in Rehab

Celebrity Octomom Nadya Suleman is headed to rehab for a Xanax dependency, and to learn some coping skills. The babies are fine, according to the nannies.

Billie Joe Armstrong Rides “Going to Rehab” Excuse

Billie Joe Armstrong of the band Green Day has been acting out in typical Rock n’ Roller fashion, only it’s 2012 and that’s just not acceptable behavior today. Unless you can blame it on drugs or alcohol. Then it’s ok?

Tom Brokaw Drunk on Ambien?

Tom Brokaw appeared on TV disheveled with slurred speech and rambling. He got medical attention and is ok! But the Internet is having fun discounting his “accidental Ambien” excuse, suggesting there may have been some ETOH in his breakfast.

Sage Stallone Dead of Drug Overdose – Not A Suicide

Sage Moonblood Stallone, the 36 year old son of Sylvester Stallone, is dead in Hollywood. Stallone’s death is being called an overdose of pills.

Charlie Sheen Beer Commercial

Charlie Sheen makes a contribution, and perhaps has a little more fun with the alcohol rehab clinics in California. Watch the Non-alcoholic beer commercial that has everyone in stitches.

Don Jon’s Addiction: Sex Addiction

Joseph Gordon-Levitt is set to begin shooting his directorial debut Don Jon’s Addiction, where he plays the leading role as a sex addict attempting to turn his life around. Don Jon’s Addiction will co-star Scarlett Johansson and Julianne Moore.

Madonna MDNA Molly Reference: Gen Gap?

Madonna is now 53 years old. Her reign as “pop queen” is a few generations behind, but she’s still trying. Her latest release is called “MDNA”- which is clearly an abbreviation for “MaDonNA”, no? Could it be a reference to club drug MDMA, better known as Molly?

Mike “The Situation” Faces Identity Crisis in Addiction Treatment Center

The alcohol abuse treatment center selected by Mike “the situation” Sorrentino expressly prohibits “ab flashing” and modes of dress celebrity gossip sites call “douchebag clothing”. How will The Sitch cope?

Whitney Houston Cause of Death: Cocaine Abuse, Drowning

The LA coroner has released findings of the Whitney Houston autopsy. Cause of death: accidental drowning, facilitated by chronic cocaine abuse. Also in her system: Xanax, marijuana, Flexeril, and Benadril.

“Kony2012” Video Maker & Invisible Children Founder Jason Russell – Ranting Out of Control

Jason Russell, co-founder of Invisible Children and the filmmaker behind the viral “Koney 2012” video, has been detained by police in San Diego and referred to medical help. TMZ video shows a clearly out of control naked man ranting on the street. Readers are speculating that drug detox is needed. [VIDEO ENCLOSED]

Gerard Butler Exits Prescription Drug Rehab

Celebrity gossip web sites are reporting actor Gerard Butler exited drug rehab today, having committed himself to manage his use of prescription medications. He’s out today, and healthy, according to reports.

Whitney Houston Dead at 48: Drugs Took Toll

Updated: Singer/actress Whitney Houston’s successful career masked her drug problems, and the toll drugs took on her personal life. AP is reporting Whitney Houston is dead at age 48. No cause has been reported at this time.

What was Demi Smoking?

Demi Moore’s 9-1-1 call describes Demi smoking a form of incense, and having convulsions. The Fire Department redacted portions of the tape mentioning specific substances, for “privacy reasons”. Numerous reports of nitrous oxide whip-its involved.

Snooping Drug Dog Snoops Snoop Doggy Dogg

A drug dog snooping around Snoop Doggy Dogg’s bus… and Snoop Dogg gets busted. You can’t make this stuff up.