October 21, 2017  Last Update: December 21, 2016, 11:10 pm

NekNomination: A Primer

NekNomination: a new drinking challenge game, spread by social media. If you accept the “dare”, you need to take a big risk. Sometimes, you die.

Chinese Delivery Man Busted for Underage Booze

Police arrested a delivery man for delivering a 375 of Rum to an underage girl on the streets of Saddle Brook, New Jersey. This is the second time Nice Food Restaurant on Palisades Avenue in Garfield has been associated with alleged deliveries of alcohol to minors.

“Alcohol-Addled Mopes” On Trial for Terrorism

Terrorists sometimes do drugs, and drunks often rage against the establishment. What happens when drunks team up with undercover officers to plan a terrorist attack?

Florida Woman Drunk-Drives Herself right into the Jail

Florida cops have it easy: driving at nearly 3 times the legal blood alcohol levels for DUI, this lady crashed her car into the local jail, where she was promptly arrested and… jailed.

Potsmoker POTUS Cites Dangers of Alcohol

President Obama (Twitter handle POTUS) was a pot smoker. His recent comments to New Yorker Magazine have caused concern for the Feds, who maintain that marijuana is a very dangerous drug.

Will Oklahoma Be #3 to Legalize Marijuana?

Oklahoma is in the race to be the 3rd state to legalize (and tax) marijuana. For some reason, the debate always comes back to “it’s not as bad as alcohol”.

Firefighter Extinguishes Flames with Beer

What do firefighters like to do after work? Grab a beer, of course. In this case, off-duty Captain Moreau of Houston used beer to put out a truck fire.

“My milk was so full of alcohol…”

Snooki the Mom changes her tune, and drops a bomb shell about drinking while breastfeeding.

Oglala Sioux Decide To Sell Themselves Alcohol

If you can’t stop the white man from selling alcohol to your people, you suffer high unemployment as a community, and your people are willingly spending all their cash on alcohol while you can’t afford to provide treatment services for the resulting alcoholism, why not take over the alcohol retail business?

Robbie Knievel DUI Arrest

Robby Knievel memorialized his visit to the 73rd Annual Sturgis motorcycle rally with his first DUI, delivered with a visit to a South Dakota jail and a large fine.

Marijuana is not a “Soft Drug”

Marijuana is not harmless. The next question should be about health risk and personal choice: is it acceptable for the off-duty cleric, judge, or cop to consume marijuana (under regulated conditions) the way they consume alcohol now?

Orlando Man Hides in Closed Wal-Mart, Gets the Good Vodka

Police reports show someone stole $5,000 worth of “Ultra Premium Vodka” from a Wal-Mart store in Orlando,Florida. We can’t tell if that was 5 bottles at Bottle Service pricing, 10 cases at retail, or a bad marketing stunt.

Want to Forget Your Binge Drinking?

Rapamycin (approved by the FDA to prevent organ transplant rejections.) reaches the brain at a level deeper than conscious memory, erasing memories of pleasurable sensations associated with alcohol use. Researchers think this may help alcoholics.

What You May Have Missed June 20, 2013

From drugs in dirty diapers to Amanda Bynes’ bong toss, here’s a brief recap of what you might have missed on John’s Addiction since you were here last.

Pot Bacon

Pigs eat anything, so why not feed them discarded marijuana crops and rejected premium Vodka? A Washington State farmer’s “Pot-fed Pork” sold out quickly in Seattle’s Pike Place Market shop.