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Alcohol

Defined as “An addiction to the consumption of alcoholic liquor or the mental illness and compulsive behavior resulting from alcohol dependency” (Merriam-Webster)

Guy Gives Cop Fake Name that ALSO had a DUI !

What are the odds that your fake name is also driving with a suspended license after a DUI? In Florida…. Continue Reading...

Beer Smuggled in Pepsi Cans

Need beer while in Saudi Arabia? You may want to order a Pepsi…. Continue Reading...

“Staggeringly drunk” Cop gets Award for Catching DUI Drivers

Maybe it takes one to know one? This DUI enforcement cop was so good at spotting DUI drivers he cited over 100, and was invited to receive a MADD award. He drove himself there, and, well, can you guess the rest? Continue Reading...

Alcohol Delivery Services Thrive in Seattle

Seattle innovates again, this time with alcohol delivery services. Shop on your smartphone, choose your poison, and they’ll deliver it to you within 30 minutes. Continue Reading...

Palcohol : You’ve. Been. Trolled.

Did you fall for it? “PAlcohol” powdered alcohol? LOL.. you’ve been trolled. Continue Reading...

“I HATE MY JOB” – Said the Alcohol, in Shorthand

A Manhattan court reporter may have jeopardized the verdicts in around 30 court cases when he wrote “I HATE MY JOB” instead of recording the case. His excuse? Alcoholism. Continue Reading...

DWB: Driving With Burrito?

A man from Deltona, Florida was arrested Monday after falling asleep drunk at the wheel of his car–all while clutching his Taco Bell burrito. Continue Reading...

Drunk and Gambling… on Credit. Bad Idea!

A California businessman lost $500,000 in one night of Las Vegas gambling, while drunk. Can he sue the casino? Continue Reading...

Chris Kattan DUI is Over. He’ll be at TWO 12 Step Meetings.

Comedian Chris Kattan was charged with DUI, denied involvement of alcohol but admitted to prescription drug use. The judge ordered him to attend exactly TWO AA meetings. Really? Continue Reading...

$35 per Gallon Tax on Alcohol

Washington State was the first state to completely privatize the alcohol industry. Now Washington State consumers are paying about $35 per gallon in taxes on alcohol, the highest in the nation by far, despite falling DUI arrests and accidents. Continue Reading...

Drugged Driving in the Drop-Off Line

Hopped up on something in the school drop off line, she got called out, arrested, and lost her kids to foster care. Police are looking at her prescriptions. Continue Reading...

“Alcohol-Addled Mopes” On Trial for Terrorism

Terrorists sometimes do drugs, and drunks often rage against the establishment. What happens when drunks team up with undercover officers to plan a terrorist attack? Continue Reading...

Florida Woman Drunk-Drives Herself right into the Jail

Florida cops have it easy: driving at nearly 3 times the legal blood alcohol levels for DUI, this lady crashed her car into the local jail, where she was promptly arrested and… jailed. Continue Reading...

Oglala Sioux Decide To Sell Themselves Alcohol

If you can’t stop the white man from selling alcohol to your people, you suffer high unemployment as a community, and your people are willingly spending all their cash on alcohol while you can’t afford to provide treatment services for the resulting alcoholism, why not take over the alcohol retail business? Continue Reading...

Robbie Knievel DUI Arrest

Robby Knievel memorialized his visit to the 73rd Annual Sturgis motorcycle rally with his first DUI, delivered with a visit to a South Dakota jail and a large fine. Continue Reading...

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