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“Mr. Cocaine” Charged in Florida with Xanax Possession

“Mr. Cocaine” Charged in Florida with Xanax Possession

“Mr. Cocaine” Charged in Florida with Xanax Possession

What was “Mr. Cocaine” doing in a Florida courtroom this week? Getting charged with Xanax possession. And no, “Mr. Cocaine” isn’t a nickname.

The man’s name is actually Edward Cocaine, a 34-year-old from Fort Lauderdale. According to the Sun-Sentinel the judge was stunned when the court bailiff introduced Mr. Cocaine, and joked that he must have to explain himself a lot when he gets pulled over by police.

Yup.

Florida court asks Mr. Cocaine about his Xanax pills (true story)
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